"Got arrested a few days ago for underage drinking at a party. There were over 40 kids there from a few surrounding towns. Ended up in jail at 5 in the morning. I sat in a cell with 4 other kids from the party. We got bored and played leap frog in the middle of the cell. Then starting dancing in our boxers. We were then all put in seperate cells for "homosexual behavior." I came home the next day with this friend request."

I told him to duck!

Yeah, its a onesy