CollegeHumor: Comments by Skeet MacDonald http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918937 "One Regular, One Indian" Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:13:30 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918937 "One Regular, One Indian" nonadult comedy Three young girls celebrate their differences, by attacking the beliefs of the different one. wtf, stupid, racism, religion, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918937"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/c/collegehumor.b799d02be08c016058840dbc87f94c42.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 291 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918866 Deer Leap Fail Wed, 12 Aug 2009 10:23:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918866 Deer Leap Fail nonadult comedy "Doh!": A Deer. animals, deers, oops, ouch, fail, jump <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918866"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/1/collegehumor.a19cec89fc84620887490c61ff7715ed.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 101 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789675 Breaking Up Is Hard To Do Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789675 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> College is starting soon, which means that you and your high school girlfriend have some big decisions to make.  Most notably, whether or not you should break up.  Use this helpful flow-chart to determine your fate.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.2500d10d3b58683f1224355d5ee015c3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-11 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293">Sarah Schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 295 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789579 Roommate Confessions: Issue 89 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789579 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!

Karen, remember how you used to leave the light on 24 hours a day trying to grow a simple houseplant? Couldn't open the blinds? No, someone might peak in and Daddy was paying your half of the bills - even though you were THIRTY and living in campus housing. Remember how you obsessed over that damn plant - talking to it, rearranging the lamp, buying a larger watt bulb, yelling at me when you'd find the lamp turned off? Then one day you found your plant a crisp, brown mass? Well, I fed it toilet bowl cleaner. Death was quick.
E W, Vincennes University



My roommate lives downstairs and one night got creeped out because she found a spider on her bed. She started sleeping in the un-rented room upstairs claiming it would only be for a few days. After two months I got sick of her living in the upstairs room when her downstairs room was less rent. So one day I told her she needed to move her stuff out because someone was coming to look at the room. She said okay but when I showed the room all her sh*t was still in there. I locked the door so when she got back she couldn't get her stuff. We didn't have the key to the room so she had to wait 2 weeks without her laptop, phone, and makeup until the land lord could come and unlock the door.
Bailey L, University of Lethbridge

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RULES: Leave your one best entry as a comment, not a reply. Winner, as chosen by a poll next week, gets a BustedTee. Hit the keep reading for last week's picture and nominees...
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.a53793ecf48193f7f17979c9baa80605.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-02-06 10:08:57 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1744348 Scheduling Conflict: Prereq's Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:37:02 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1744348 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I was trying to schedule classes last week, but I was having trouble meeting all the prereq's.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 94 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742394 CH Video Games Weekly - All Half Life 2 Edition Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:32:50 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742394 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> My guest for this week's special all Half-Life 2 issue of A Winner Is You is Old Rich People's Steve Menegozzi. You may know Old Rich People from their recent sketch Halo 3 Sound Effects.

TALKING POINT: Valve recently released The Orange Box, a collection of three new first-person shooters. Among them is Team Fortress 2, which has been in development for 10 years. Was it worth it the wait?

Jeff: If I just say yes, can we can stop talking and go back to playing Team Fortress 2?

[upload:2354371:small:right:Heavy Weapons guy needs a spin-off.]Steve: I love the art. It's like you're playing The Incredibles.

Jeff: It's Norman Rockwell with sentry guns. Even in Counter-Strike, the previous gold standard of teamwork-based shooters, I often had trouble simply telling one team from the other. In Team Fortress 2, it's easy to tell who someone is and how they're going to try to kill you with a glance.

Steve: This is my first Team Fortress on a console. The thing I'll miss most from the PC is is the level editor, followed closely by the ability to spraypaint huge images of porno.

Jeff: There's only six maps, so I guess Valve spent most of the decade tinkering with the balance between the classes. It was worth it. They're all unique and, if played right, useful.

Steve: I don't understood who would want to be a medic. Where's the glory?

Jeff: The medic is a brave and noble professional who helps his teammates, plus he has a machine gun that shoots syringes. When you get a medic + heavy weapons guy combo going, you create an invincible tank but become the weak point yourself. It's an interesting situation.

Steve: I play for Team Steve.

Jeff: So you're basically playing Fortress 2.

Steve: Exactly.
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10: I made fun of you behind your back for like, the first two months of school. Sorry, but it really helped me make friends.

9: I told everyone on our floor that you farted in your sleep and I couldn't stand the smell, so I'd wear nose plugs to bed. That's a more specific part of 10. Maybe even a 10a.

8: Remember that weekend you went home because your grandma was sick? I whacked it on your bed, like, 12 times. Not in a row, but over the course of like 2 days.

7: You have really good porn on your computer. And it's not hard to find.
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I've got a beer in my hand so right after I finish I'll head out to the dance floor. Just want to get some alcohol in me to relax, get all loosely goosey.
 
There really aren't any cute girls here that I'm attracted to. I think I'll just finish this beer in the corner. Every now and then I'll look up to scan the room for new prospects.

Why is that hot girl dancing with that guy with his shirt unbuttoned? He's not even wearing an undershirt. It's just his bare body openly displayed. Who does that? Can someone answer me? Why is she dancing with him? The king of all douches.

I'm not really feeling this beat.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-28 10:32:54 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 182 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1760920 The non-Jessica-Simpson was this young woman, Marisa Miller. Fri, 25 May 2007 18:28:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1760920 The non-Jessica-Simpson was this young woman, Marisa Miller. nonadult comedy The non-Jessica-Simpson was this young woman, Marisa Miller. marissa miller, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1760920"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/1/collegehumor.eee207a1302b9a768784c47133d0b4cd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:55019">Matt Olson</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 341 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1760920 The non-Jessica-Simpson was this young woman, Marisa Miller. Fri, 25 May 2007 18:28:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1760920 The non-Jessica-Simpson was this young woman, Marisa Miller. nonadult comedy The non-Jessica-Simpson was this young woman, Marisa Miller. marissa miller, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1760920"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/1/collegehumor.eee207a1302b9a768784c47133d0b4cd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:55019">Matt Olson</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 341 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761077 Mr. Rogers Breaking Fri, 25 May 2007 11:04:14 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761077 Mr. Rogers Breaking nonadult comedy There goes the neighborhood. mr rogers, break dancing, dancing, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761077"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/a/collegehumor.74e73edc7c7c84243452f6cadc7ac03e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 126 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1731811 Moose's Great Adventure Wed, 23 May 2007 17:18:21 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1731811 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Moose: Dude you wouldn’t believe the weekend I just woke up from. It was absolutely legitimate.

Gary: Yeah what went on? I didn’t really see you after your knees bucked trying to carry that keg in on your shoulder
Moose: Hahah, shut up dude you know that kegger DEFINITELY wasn’t light beer. You know what I mean.

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Chad: Yeah, yeah. So let’s hear about another "Amazing Moose Adventure."
Moose: Alright, here it is. I was at this drag themed party at my buddy’s crib when out of nowhere this banging ass chick rolls up to me and starts macking it. Now this was like 10 o’clock so I was already probably half a keg in but from what my buddies were telling me this feminita was ripe.
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