10 minutes after submission: Hey! I got a new comment, before it even finished being reviewed. Man this article is going like hot cakes. Let's read it. F1rst! Great a future poster. Now my perfect article gets tainted by this ass-clown's...
We look at our Britneys and our Lindsays and Heaths, and say "So pathetic", but deep down we all want to be movie stars and rock stars more than we want the love of our own families. "How do they do it", you ask? Read on, as I explain everything...
1. Bad Haircut= Oscar Gold2. If someone has a canister of oxygen attached to a rod, don't let them touch your forehead with said rod.3. Silenced shotguns are the coolest weapons ever.4. There might be a country for old men, but Texas ain't it.5....
The dust is howling outside in a sandstorm as we enter Ben Kenobi's humble dwelling. Kenobi has just rescued Luke Skywalker from certain death, and is filling him in on his past, or is he....Kenobi: So let's look at that recording again...man...
This is a picture I took during Easter of my Mother my Niece and my Nephew Connor. He is Five...
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!Once elected, I will immediately begin working for you.Once elected, I will immediately begin working on getting re-elected.I am constantly reminded of a single mother of four I met...