If a girl this hot were walking towards me without a shirt I would not be holding a camera.

Ladies, this is what a tube top is supposed to look like.

We're both Japanese and weigh 1500 pounds, what does this car have that I don't?

Boobs

Ringtone Drummer

Please, do NOT silence your cell phones.

Narcoleptic Cat

Lunesta and Meow Mix look remarkably alike.

With the exception of the Ugg boots, this girl is perfect.

Hardest Mario (1 of 2)

Somebody attempts to beat an amazingly difficult Mario game. With commentary.

"Geeky boobs at the computer." Boobies aren't good with computers, they always end up typing things like "zqcwrtqx1 poyktjyn."

Sunday Boobies Sunday

I swear the whammy bar has always worked before, this is the first time it's ever malfunctioned.

Must... do... what.... boobies... say...

I said boob boob boob, let me hear you say way-o... WAY-O!

It must be nice to hit on a girl at a party and leave with her Xbox Live gamertag.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man and the boobs.

Oh dude hold on, I know how to make this picture better. I'll hold up a can of Natty!

Wise men say only fools rush in, but I can't help falling in love with boobs.

Britney's back, and so are her boobs.

This one's funny!

Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer. Oh, someone did.