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4 total in November 2007


  • After a one week hiatus due to some turkey-related obligations, The Morning After Pushing Daisies is back! Sorry to all who looked for a recap of last week’s episode “Smell of Success.” All you need to know is Olive got Aunts Lily and Vivian to swim again and wore a SUPER HOT mermaid costume herself. I scoured the Internet for a screenshot, but came up dry until a comment below directed me to the source. Scroll down for some sweet Olive cleavage. Also, the gang solved a murder along the line and PeeWee Herman was the guest star.



    What did we learn this week? Molly Shannon sure knows how to play crazy! Olive may have room in her gigantic chest for another man! Chuck can actually solve crimes! Lars isn’t the only guy who has invented himself a real girl! Ned doesn’t like standing up to bullies! Seinfeld’s Banya still gets occasional work! The town ain’t big enough for a candy shops and Pie Hole!




  • What did we learn this episode? Emerson likes gangsta-ass women! Dogs can be cloned! Coffee will kill you! Ned wants two women (but really only one)! The cutthroat world of dog breeding is murderous! Polygamy rules!


    The Case: Renowned dog breeder and polygamist Harold Hundin’s coffee is poisoned by one of his four sexy wives. The PieCrew must assemble and investigate the wives to figure out which one killed their husband while not talking about the kiss between Ned and Olive that occurred the previous week. Also, there’s some crap about the perfect dog bred from a lab, collie, penguin, and oyster cracker or something. The dog’s name is Bubblegum. One of the wives is framed, a rival dog breeder gets killed, but justice prevails.



  • If I were a contestant on Jeopardy!, here are the categories I'd love to see:





  • What did we learn this episode? Ghosts are real (except when they’re not)! Olive Snook is really, really short! Aunt Vivian is a sex addict! Emerson loves money! Horses can breathe fire from their noses for some reason! Ned has abandonment issues! Chuck wore headgear as a way to keep from having babies! Horse races are better with really badly done green screens!



    This Week’s Case: Someone is going around murdering jockeys. Olive hires Emerson to investigate. It turns out the murders are attributed to John Joseph Jacobs, who was killed during a race and now seeks revenge from beyond the grave on the jockeys who trampled him to death, including Olive. Meanwhile, Ned deals with his own ghost while trying to come to grips with how his father abandoned him on Halloween twenty years earlier for a new life, and Olive threatens to reveal Chuck’s secret to Aunts Vivian and Lily. Rated C for extensive cleavage.



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