Dear Journal,
We've just entered the season of summer, which is my favorite time to go to escapist films like "Indiana Jones and the case of the strange-and-never-explained-alien-skulls." I saw Indiana Jones this week and found it to be misleading to aspiring archeologists. They show up to their first day of work with their whip and they're like, "Where's the cavern of jewels?" And their boss is like, "Actually, today we're gonna start off by dusting thousands of miles of nothing"
But the thing I admire about Indy movies is the conviction and sense of self that Indy has. He's an archeologist and an overly trusting action hero and he's ok with that. Indy's always like, "My long lost friend with a glass eye and a black suit needs a hand locating a crystal scepter that turns people into sand? Sure I'll help, that sounds like it's totally on the level!"
I'm not so sure I'm as comfortable in my own skin.
I make outdoor festivals even more awkward
Mike is one of the hottest comedians in America today. He likes bears...
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