Alfred Fielding stands proudly in front of a crowd. On a table next to him rests his latest invention, hidden by a sheet. The crowd talks excitedly amongst themselves, each predicting what the invention will be. The year is 1957.

Larry: I bet it's some sort of wireless phone. One that fits in your pocket.
Ralph: No way, that's impossible. I think its a computer you can fold in half.
Mortimer: What! You guys are both crazy. I think it's a half dog half dragon.
Ralph and Larry: Definitely.
Alfred: Friends! Thank you for coming to my big reveal. I have been working on this particular invention my entire life, and I predict that it will revolutionize the world.
Mortimer: It's totally a half dog half dragon.
Alfred: Some of you may be wondering if my invention is a dog/dragon hybrid.
Mortimer: See?
Alfred: It's not.
Mortimer: Maybe he's playing coy.
Alfred: I'm not playing coy, there is no half dog half dragon on this stage.
Mortimer: Damn.
Alfred: Without further ado, are you ready? Are you ready to see my invention?
The crowd cheers wildly.
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