Well college kids, its that time of year again. Winter break is almost over, school looms on the horizon once more, and you’re running out of chances to score with your high school crush. Desperate times call for desperate measures, my friends. It’s time to reach deep into that bag of proverbial tricks and pull out a little bit of last resort. It’s time to host a hometown party.
Everybody knows that a hometown party is just a big awesome excuse to get drunk with your friends from home and brag about your respective colleges until you either pass out or hook up, whichever comes first. For this reason, being the thrower of said party puts you on a level of cool all your own. Chicks will be all over you, trust me. I’m a chick. Don’t know anything about throwing a hometown party? DON’T NEED TO. Here’s my foolproof 5-step plan to hosting, toasting, and starting off your New Year right.>