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3 total in March 2008

  • DVFree

    Did anyone happen to notice that South Park Imaginationland is advertising with us this week? I thought so. The good news is that in exchange for your eyeballs, Comedy Central gave us a bunch of DVDs to give you guys. 20, to be exact.

    Last week's giveaway went great, but we still have 10 DVDs to go. Quick refresher: we're asking you to draw literally anything in MS Paint and send it to MSterpiece@Gmail.com by 6pm Monday. The ten most creative/imaginative submissions will win. If you submitted last week and didn't get an email from us, you unfortunately didn't win. But please feel free to submit again, just actually something good this time.

    Here are a couple of our favorites from last week if you're looking for inspiration. And please, no more MSterpieces of Streeter as a god. He keeps framing them and making me look.



    NOTE: This MSterpiece won simply because of Dan's relative size. Featuring the staff does not make you any more likely to win, unless its hilarious.



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  • What Movies Teach Me

    What 'Definitely, Maybe' Taught Me

    by Sarah Schneider March 03, 2008


    1. Despite being 12 years old, Abigail Breslin has fallen victim to the pressures of Hollywood and definitely dropped like 10 pounds to play this role.

    2. I'm a disgusting human for noticing/commenting on this.

    3. At any given time, the person you're involved with has feelings for someone else. That's what makes it a romantic COMEDY!

    4. If you stab your boyfriend in the back and ruin his career, he'll dump you. Oh wait, I already knew that, and I'm not a dillusional r-tard like Rachel Weisz's character.

    5. The location scout for this film has never tried to rent an apartment in New York City. Last time I checked, two grad students could not afford a duplex.

    6. When casting your life, make sure to fall in love with exactly one blonde, one redhead and one brunette. No more, no less.

    But seriously, this movie was cute, no?  Who knew Van Wilder could be so romantic?  Besides Tara Reid, I guess.  Yikes.  You've come a long way, Reynolds.


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