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  • Movies That Didn't Suck Like We Thought They Would

    When Walk Hard asked the editorial staff to write a sponsored article, my first instinct was 'oh yeah, Walk Hard. That movie was actually pretty good - it didn't suck like I thought it would!' And behold! This article was born. Not a bad list, if I do say so myself.

    		Galaxy Quest
    By the time Galaxy Quest hit theaters, Tim Allen was synonymous with a string of sub-standard zany comedies like Jungle 2 Jungle and The Santa Clause, parlayed from the success of Home Improvement. I therefore met the arrival of a new film from the dude who turned grunting into a legitimate form of comedy with dread. But instead of the 90 minutes of gross-out extraterrestrial slime jokes I expected from this sci-fi film, Galaxy Quest turned out to be one of the most clever big-budget comedies since the Ghostbusters franchise. In retrospect, I'm ashamed I ever doubted any film that pairs Sam Rockwell and Alan Rickman. Then sends them to space.
    		Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
    "I've seen some terrible comedies and this ain't one of them!" -- Winston Churchill. And I couldn't agree more! David Spade is genuinely funny and the movie seems slightly improvised so there are some legit laughs throughout. Plus, the entire film is peppered with random cameos of has-been celebrities which give it just that extra push it needs to go from watchable to enjoyable. I give it 35 stars! (out of 45 of course.)

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