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Pop Culture QuickNotes: October 30

by Sarah Schneider October 30, 2009

Happy Halloween everyone! A Snickers bar for you, a Twix for you, and for you, Sophie Monk as a slutty ladybug. I always did like you best. (Hollywood Tuna)

Let's trick some treats!

The new Avatar trailer was released this week, and whaddya know, this movie actually has a plot! And Giovanni Ribisi's in it! My chances of seeing this movie literally just tripled. (WWTDD)

Taylor Swift attended Katy Perry's paint party this week and got acquainted with one of LA's most inspired Hitler youths. Good taste, Taylor. After the party she met up with Osama Bin Laden to discuss their mutual admiration for Mussolini. (WWTDD)

So I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is there was a killer nip slip this week. The bad news is the nip's attached to Amy Winehouse's new implants. Enjoy!/? (Hollywood Tuna)

This week saw the release of a book called Heidilicious, featuring Heidi Klum in a variety of poses and substances. Most notably, naked and covered in chocolate. Not as noteable: fully-dressed and covered in mayonnaise. (Egotastic)

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Historical Figures Leave Their Browsers Open

by Sarah Schneider October 29, 2009

Thomas Jefferson

JFK

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Halloween 2009

Repurposing Old Halloween Costumes

by Sarah Schneider October 27, 2009

Sometimes the best costumes are already...IN. YOUR. CLOSET.

Colonel Mustard BECOMES Van Pelt.
Last year you blew all your money on a realistic Colonel Mustard costume, and you just can't use that excuse two Christmases in a row. Instead, find an even more ridiculous mustache, add a pen-tip to your hat, and go as everyone's favorite Jumanji villian Van Pelt. An old-timey musket will complete the look, so put a call in to your grandpa ASAP.

Raymond Stantz BECOMES Roger Workman.
Everyone loved your Raymond Stantz costume last year, but this year you just don't have the time to make a Proton Pack from scratch. Instead, take the Ghostbusters patches off your khaki suit and replace them with Dharma Patches. Roger Work Man may be a more obscure character choice, but your homemade Ecto-Goggles lead us to believe you're a fan of Lost as well.

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Pop Culture QuickNotes: October 23

by Sarah Schneider October 23, 2009

Has anyone else already eaten like an entire bag of candy corn? No, just me? K cool.

On to bag #2!

This week in an interview, the director of American Psycho talked about how Christian Bale's portrayal of Patrick Bateman was inspired by Tom Cruise. Most flattering thing said about Tom Cruise in years? He'll take it!*

*I don't speak for Tom Cruise. (IDLYITW)

Hilary Duff is shooting a movie in NYC this week, and if you can get past the worst outfit in the world, you'll notice that said outfit is not nearly warm enough for the current NYC weather. See? Mother Nature IS on your side. Her and Nationwide. (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Kidman addressed Congress this week, where she accused Hollywood of casting women as sex objects, thus perpetuating violence against them. Reminding every member of Congress to add Eyes Wide Shut to their Netflix. (WWTDD)

Paris Hilton filmed a cameo for Will Ferrell's upcoming 'The Other Guys' this week, and for her one day on set demanded both live lobsters and a bottle of Grey Goose. Will Ferrell, on the other hand, simply demanded to know who cast Paris Hilton. (WWTDD)

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Pop Culture QuickNotes: October 16

by Sarah Schneider October 16, 2009

Today's column is dedicated to Balloon Boy. Up up and away! (to a box in the attic)

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks got married this week, officially making this guy the luckiest man in the world. Sorry, Antonio Banderas, but you've been out of the running for quite some time now. (Hollywood Tuna)

R Kelly continued his quest to become the Most Ridiculous Person Alive this week by announcing that he's illiterate. Which explains a lot about Trapped in the Closet, actually. Still no explanation for the child pornography, though. So. (Celebslam)

This week, Grace Park and Tricia Helfer of Battlestar Galactica fame did a photoshoot that would make even a Cylon blush. In the SPINE, that is. Hooya. Anyone who got that joke and I would be friends. Nerdy, nerdy friends. (Hollywood Tuna)

Burger King publicly apologized to Jessica Simpson this week after sponsoring an NFL pre-game cartoon that joked about her recent weight gain. Yeah, come on BK. You can't give someone a shirt and then make fun of it. (WWTDD)

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Pop Culture QuickNotes: October 9

by Sarah Schneider October 09, 2009

And to think, 517 years ago today Christopher Columbus was about to find America. What countries have you discovered lately? No, South New Jersey doesn't count.

Let's talk!

The big story this week is David Letterman's admission (under the threat of blackmail) that he has slept with members of his staff. Which I guess makes his the most popular staff member. Hit it, Paul Shaffer! (WWTDD)

This week, Michael Lohan announced that he's planning an intervention for his daughter Lindsay sometime in the next few weeks. You know, so she can be on the lookout for a random gathering of family and friends and just NOT GO. (WWTDD)

A few weeks ago, Playmate Jayde Nicole claimed that she was assaulted by Joe Francis in a bar, a charge he aggressively denied. Too bad the security tapes, released this week, back up Jayde's side of the story. Which is shocking, considering how much Joe Francis respects women and everything. (WWTDD)

Kristen Bell and Malin Ackerman hit the red carpet this week, punctuating how truly sad it is that not even their combined hotness can save Couples Retreat. (WWTDD)

I wonder if the guys behind Twitter hoped that one day, some day, 'celebrities' like Aubrey O'Day and Ice T's wife Coco would use it to post half naked pictures of themselves. If so, boy were those aspirations specific. And correct! (Hollywood Tuna, IDLYITW)

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CollegeHumor Classic

Sexual Favor Fail

by Sarah Schneider October 02, 2009

I have a younger friend who dates a Psychology TA at her school, and she sent me this amazing exchange he had with a student last semester.

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Pop Culture QuickNotes: October 2

by Sarah Schneider October 02, 2009

It's officially October you guys, which means only 4 weeks until the best holiday ever. Thanksgiving! How do dates work again?

The big story this week, of course, is director Roman Polanski's arrest after 32 years on the run. He was convicted of unlawful sex with a minor back in 1977. Although that 'minor' is now 45, so technically it's not unlawful sex anymore, now IS IT? This one's free, RoPo. (IDLYITW)

Many in the Hollywood community are defending Roman for some reason, including Whoopi Goldberg, who claims that what he did wasn't 'rape rape.' It was just rape-ish. Rape-y. Not RAPE rape. I'd hate to see what she actually considers rape. (IDLYITW)

Pictures of the new A-Team movie leaked this week, featuring Bradley Cooper as Faceman, Liam Neeson as Hannibal, Sharlto Copley (District 9) as Murdock, and someone-not-as-good-as-Mr.-T as B. A. Baracus. Consider that fool pitied. (WWTDD)

A tentative congratulations to Jude Law this week, who might be the father of random model Sam Burke's new baby girl. The little one's first gift from her supposed father? A DNA test. Good luck growing up normal, baby. (WWTDD)

Eva Longoria posed for Citizen K magazine this week, and brought her best nip slip to the shoot with her. If you can ignore the fact that she looks like a retarded Vulcan, you might just enjoy this. (Egotastic)

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