And to think, 517 years ago today Christopher Columbus was about to find America. What countries have you discovered lately? No, South New Jersey doesn't count.
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The big story this week is David Letterman's admission (under the threat of blackmail) that
he has slept with members of his staff. Which I guess makes his the most popular staff member. Hit it, Paul Shaffer! (
WWTDD)
This week, Michael Lohan announced that
he's planning an intervention for his daughter Lindsay sometime in the next few weeks. You know, so she can be on the lookout for a random gathering of family and friends and just NOT GO. (
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A few weeks ago, Playmate Jayde Nicole claimed that she was assaulted by Joe Francis in a bar, a charge he aggressively denied. Too bad
the security tapes, released this week, back up Jayde's side of the story. Which is shocking, considering how much Joe Francis respects women and everything. (
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Kristen Bell and Malin Ackerman hit the red carpet this week, punctuating how truly sad it is that not even their combined hotness can save Couples Retreat. (
WWTDD)
I wonder if the guys behind Twitter hoped that one day, some day, 'celebrities' like
Aubrey O'Day and Ice T's wife
Coco would use it to post half naked pictures of themselves. If so, boy were those aspirations specific. And correct! (
Hollywood Tuna,
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