Paul Scheer's Articles

2 total in April 2007
  • Man Oh Man, I Love Abercrombie and Fitch. It is totally is the coolest store in the mall. I heard last week it totally kicked Pac Sun's ass.

    1. I love going to clubs but I hate their lack of cargo shorts.
    2. I can't get enough techno
    3. Salespeople who DON'T want to help you.
    4. They save energy by using the least amount of light possible.
    5. Great place to meet pedophiles.
    6. I need everyone to know exactly where I got my T-Shirt (A& F Lacrosse Rules!)
    7. No uglies!
    8. Did I mention the Cargo Shorts?
    9. Best place to buy clothes before a Date Rape
    10. Comfortable Leather Chairs which are great for reading the Classics.

    Wow! Great Sleeveless Polos


    Michael Showalter calls The Human Giant to task when we talk about our comedic influences. Read the very funny Radar Article



  • First of all, if you don't have Guitar Hero 2 For the Xbox or Playstation, You are a jerk! But you can change that, all you have to do is stop whatever you are doing right now, run out to the street, mug an old lady, go to your local Electronics Boutique and buy one.

    I guarantee you it will change your life!

    [upload:1197205:large:center:Case in point - This dude's mind is blown]
    I'll admit for awhile I was that dude who mocked the guys/girls who sat in the video game demo area at Best Buy for hours on end playing Guitar Hero. In my mind it was as ridiculous as that Donkey Kong game where you beat drums to make him run around. But then I picked up my plastic ax and now I am hooked!

    However, there are a few things you need to know, that the instruction book won't tell you

    1) No matter how cool you think you look while playing, You Definitely Don't Look Cool.


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