Can you imagine how much Conan's masturbating bear probably loves this?
Unfortunately for these things, they look delicious.
"Is that the best you can do, Odin?"
Flip flops describe what he was trying to put on, and what happened to him.
1994Mom: Steve, try on these Bugle Boy pants I bought you.Me: OK.Mom: The cuffs are stretchy so you don't tear them when you play.Me: I pooped in them already.!slice1996Me: Fellas, the Big Dog is in da house! See, it says so on my shirt.Lucas: We...