Would You Rather...

• Throw your own killer party, or have Corey Delaney do it for you? From Marc
• Do a television advertismenet for Herpes medication, or see your dad doing a television advertisement for Erectile Disfunction? From Paul
• Get eaten by the big monster in Cloverfield, or get eaten by the little monsters? From Pat
• Never be able to eat pizza again, or never be able to give your grandfather a blowjob again? From Jeremy
• Punch Ryan Seacrest in the face, or kick him in the back of the legs? From Oliver
• In order to save the country, let every American pee in your ear, or live in outer space for a whole year with the only form of entertainment as Frogger? From e
• Have Morgan Freeman narrate your life for everyone around you to hear, or three of the Four Tops behind you, echoing everything you say in three part harmony? From Dan
• Look better naked, or dressed? From Tony
• Have to end every face-to-face conversation by saying "F*ck You", or "Love You?" From Josh

Finally, this week's winner of the Thanks for the Free Advertising Award is Jordan, who sent in this.

• Take a stand against blatant product placement or WATCH THE AWESOME NEW COLLEGEHUMOR?¢ ORIGINAL VIDEO EVERY DAY? From Jordan

Congrats, Mike. We owe you one.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

• Sit on a cold public toilet seat, or a warm public toilet seat? From Kyle
• Have to meow incessantly during intercourse, or have to have intercourse upon hearing meowing sounds? From emily
• Eat Twinkies (never Oreos), or only Oreos (never Twinkies?) From sergiu
• Listen to Dane Cook for life, or listen to Fran Drescher for life? From Joshua
• Get one paper cut from every page in the encyclopedia, or never get oral again? From zack
• Get straight A's no matter what you did your whole life, or never miss a note in Guitar Hero? From Sean
• Live in a perpetual 10-seconds-to-New-Year's Countdown, or live in a never ending search for a parking spot at Costco on a Sunday afternoon? From Terry
• Shave your special parts, or have a girlfriend who refuses to? From Katie

Finally, this week's winner of the Best Question Ever Award is Julie, who sent in this.

• I gave you a blowjob or should we just skip to the sex? From Julie

Congrats Julie, everyone reading this just fell in love.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

• Fart every time you laugh, or pee every time you sneeze? From TJ
• Step barefoot on a thumb tack, or watch Alvin and the Chipmunks? From TJ
• Play Hungry Hungry Hippos nude and have your balls caught in the Hippos', or play Crossfire nude and get hit in the nuts with the metal ball? From Drew
• Never eat Doritos again, or only be able to eat Doritos? From Jonathan
• Have a Hamster-sized Rhino, or have a Rhino-sized Hamster? From Ryan
• Be a little bit taller, be a baller, or have a girl who looked good so you could call her? From nick
• Speak Klingon, or have a girlfriend? From Ian
• Find out one of your friends had sex with your mom, or find out one of your friends had sex with your father? From Sean
• Have no short term memory, or have no short term memory? From james

Finally, this week's winner of the Threatening People DOES Work Award is Dylan, who sent in this.

• Post this WYR or watch your family be skinned and eaten? From Dylan

Congrats, Dylan, I'm very afraid of you.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.