Principal Smith: Hello graduating class of 2009! I want to introduce to you our salutatorian AKA the smartest kid at school who still looks retarded compared to Wendell Blatt. Here she is, Mindy Kang.
Mindy: Hey everyone. I don't have much to say...
Stephanie McKinley's Mom: Boo! Bring out Wendell Blatt, he's so cool!
Randy: Yeah right, Wendell wears sweatpants all the time. Even in the Summer.
Stephanie McKinley's Mom: Wow, you're stupid and annoying. Sweats are comfy and practical. Plus I like seeing Wendell's huge bulge.
Mindy: I just want to say that even though my grades were better than Wendell's everyone knows he's the smartest kid at school. He just doesn't have to prove it by doing math.
Principal Smith: No sh*t.
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