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Would You Rather...

• Have sex with a classic mermaid (top half girl, bottom half fish), or reverse mermaid (top half fish, bottom half girl)? From Jon
• Delete your facebook account, or break up with your girlfriend becaues she's a bitch and told you to? From Lavonnio
• Be born 1000 years in the past, or 1000 years in the future? From Lavonnio
• F*ck this who would win in a fight Darth Vader, or Voldemort? From Prabhu
• Have really bad sex, or the best shit of your ife? From Cameron
• Be the kind of guy who wears shiny shirts or still have one of those Nextel walkie talkie phones? From Plato
• Only sleep with hot girls but have no emotional feelings towaards them or truly make love and feel connected to hahaha I'm just kidding. From Sawyer
• Look exactly like James Van Der Beek or be able to dunk? From Joey
  

Finally, this week's winner of the Ironic Award is Zach, who sent in this.

• Write the wittiest "first" ever on the best CH video ever or have sex with a really hot girl and never be able to get a "first" From Zach

Sorry, friend, just submitting this WYR means you're not the type of dude that will ever have the opportunity to do the latter.

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Would You Rather...

• Be married to a pig, or love a pig but not have it love you? back From Mike
• Live your whole life needing to desperately pee and being unable to do so, or live your whole life peeing immediately wherever and whenever the urge comes? From James
• Have hot cougar sex with Cindy McCain in the White House, or hook up with Sarah Palin on a regular basis at the Vice Presidential Mansion? From John
• Be a global hero by saving earth from aliens but only receive a plaque from the President, or be an evil villain and take over all the world's riches? From Ryan
• Watch Doug all day, or watch Rocko's Modern Life all day? From Joe
• Find out Steve Jobs owns a Zune, or find out Bill Gates owns an iPod? From Joe
• Make sweet, sweet love to a girl only to find out she was dead the whole ime, or take that same girl out to go see Mama Mia the musical? From ben
• Constantly yell "I'm masturbating" while masturbating, or constantly yell "I'm not masturbating" when not masturbating? From Beta
• Be the ultimate fighting champion, or not have a job that consists of getting punched in the face a lot? From Hunter

Finally, this week's winner of the I Miss You, Jason Michaels Award is Addison, who sent in this.

• Have Jason Michaels as your best friend or have sex with Sarah Palin once? From Addison

The horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep. One. Last. Time.

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Would You Rather...

• Have the ability to fly, but every time you flew you were naked, or have the ability to be invisible but anytime you went invisible people nearby would talk sh*t about you? From Siggy778
• Only be able to watch That 80's Show when the TV is on, or only wear JNCO's for the rest of your life? From Nick
• Live in constant fear of clouds, or have your car towed every time you parked? From Marc
• Get to see boobs every day for the rest of your life and never touch them, or get to touch boobs everyday and never see them? From andrew
• Be the first thing that pops up on Google when you search "Amazing", or the guy who plays PC in the MAC ads? From Ian
• Never feel pain, or never be able to taste anything for the rest of your life? From Robert
• Have a popcorn kernel in your throat forever, or have Cheeto-fingers forever? From Josh
• Burn the roof of your mouth, or burn your tongue? From Gonzo
• Have The Simpsons be funny again, or have Carlos Mencia banned from Television? From Colin

Finally, this week's winner of the I Dunno If We're On The Same Page Award is Josh, who sent in this.

• Make a lion submit to your will and let you bone it or not ever do the manliest thing ever? From Josh

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Tongue: Ready boss!

Weiner: Yeahhh!

Brain: Relax.

Brain: She's into it! Lips part, let tongue out. Tongue, do your thing.

Tongue: Woohoo!

Brain: Whoa wait, nothing crazy. Come on, go easy for once.

Weiner: F*ck yeah! You get her, boiii!

Brain: Shut up! Everyone calm down.

Weiner: I live for this! I LIVE FOR THIS!!!!

Brain: You need to control yourself!

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Would You Rather...

• Be Michael Phelps and be super famous every 4 years, or be Ben Savage and be moderately famous forever? From Trevor
• Eat and entire Boa Constrictor while it was alive and be a bad ass, or eat a dead Boa Constrictor and be a loser who couldn't eat it alive? From Todd
• Never be able to wear shoes again, or have to carry two briefcases wherever you went? From Calvin
• Have no one understand anything you said ever, or not be able to talk at all? From Wesley
• Have the sickest apartment in Milkwaukee, or a sh*tty place in New York City? From Mitch
• F*ck the hottest girl ever but all she does is lie there and say how tiny your dick is, or bang a mediocre girl who can't get enough of how much of a stallion you are? From Tanya
• date a guy who looks like a hot girl, or a girl who looks like a hot guy? From Sam
• have a slutty mom, or have a slutty daughter From matt

Finally, this week's winner of the That's Kind of an Easy WYR Award is Ryan, who sent in this.

• Get drilled in the neck with a giant drill or never have orange juice again? From Ryan

Whoa Ryan, how much do you like Orange juice?

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Would You Rather...

• Cry when you say bye to your dad and he tells your for the first time that you're a man and he's proud of you and have everyone see it, or cry because he never said it, and be all alone? From Yarmel
• Have dining hall food that makes you painfully constipated, or have dining hall food that gives you painful diarrhea? From Grimace
• The top bunk and hurt the bottom of your feet on the small rungs of that wooden ladder thing every single morning, or the bottom bunk and constantly have Dorito crumbs in the sheets because everyone sits on your bed when they watch TV? From Smiles
• Lick the floor of a shower stall and not be able to brush your teeth, or bite into the loofa of the fattest kid in your building? From GrapeBoy
• Get caught masturbating by your super religious roommate, or Get caught drinking by your super loser R.A.? From Boomerang
• Call it Beirut, or Beer Pong? From Tina
• Cheat on your girlfriend with a hot girl from down your hall and have to confess, or cheat on your girlfriend with the hot girls stubby roommate and have no one know? From Pete
• Pay 5 dollars for a cup at some lame off campus party, or get kicked out of this lame off campus party and go home alone? From Guy
• Play intramural flag football and BE THE EFFING BOMB, or let go of high school- you were never that good. From Tessa
• Spend all semester trying to ease into a conversation with that hot girl from your bio lab, or just know right now that she's already f*cking a senior? From Kyle
• Have unlimited dining hall food, or one really, really good meal a day? From Calvin
• Have a hot female roommate, or have a roommate who dealt weed? From Tom

Finally, this week's winner of the Worst roommate ever Award is Jimbo, who sent in this.

• Have the best roommate ever named Troy Henkins and he's so damn cool! or Wanna hang out tonight and play pool or video games or watch a DVD or do whatever you want I don't care? From Jimbo

Yikes, Jimbo. Hey, Jimbo's roommate if you're there? Transfer.

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Would You Rather...

• Have your town over run by zombies, or fat girls with high self esteem? From KY
• Have popcorn kernels stuck in the back of your mouth, or have a fly keep landing on your when youre trying to fall asleep? From Kyle
• Burn the roof of your mouth eating hot food, or have all your fingernails clipped too short? From Kyle
• Go back in time and chang something in your past, or Go to the future and see what your life is like? From Jared
• Have the monster from Cloverfield trying to kill you, or Javier Bardem from No Country for Old Men? From Matt
• Be best in the world at one thing, or 10th best in the world at 10 things? From Brian
• Have infinate amounts of okay pizza, or have a set amount of the best pizza in the world? From Mike
• Have your life depend on getting a swirled random password in one try, or figure out a magic eye in one try? From Neil
• Be a cute polar bear with an amputated leg, or a cute kitten that is bald due to a deathly illness? From vic
• Personally end strife in Darfur, or see The Dark Knight? From Andrew

Finally, this week's winner of the I Don't Think You're Getting Enough Sleep Award is Julia, who sent in this.

• Not be able to understand the concept of "more" or only be able to speak in iambic pentameter? From Julia

Congrats Julia, now please get some rest.

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Would You Rather...

• Get paid tons of money to watch Water World 5 times a day, or get paid a modest amount for doing something fun? From Derek
• Have sex with a girl only to find out you're closely related, or get a blowjob from a girl only to find out she's a man? From Mike
• Have a billion dollars but only be able to spend money once a year, or have a million dollars to spend whenever? From Kyle
• Build an awesome fort, or build a badass tree house? From Joe
• Ride a Panda Bear, or be friends with a silly Monkey? From Ryan
• Live the happiest life ever, but with guarenteed admission to Hell, or live the unhappiest life ever, with admission to Heaven? From Steve
• Have Carlos Mencia perform at your wedding, or have Carlos Mencia strip at your bachelor party? From Matt
• Be the person that invented the spork, or the person that invented those corn holding things? (with the 2 prongs) From Francis

Finally, this week's winner of the Let's Go The Connecticut Sun! Award is Matt, who sent in this.

• Find five bucks on the ground or have your local WNBA team win the championship? From Matt

Come on, Matt, these ladies rule!

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Would You Rather...

• Age from the neck up, or age from the neck down? From Jan
• Look weak and be really strong, or Look strong and be really weak? From Nick
• Live without music, or sports? From Spencer
• Have to see "The Love Guru", or see "You Don't Mess With The Zohan" From cole
• Have X-ray vision but not be able to control it and have to see everyone you know naked all the time, or not see anyone naked? From Joe

Finally, this week's winner of the Don't Send Me WYRs Like This Anymore Award is Ian, who sent in this.

• Get a blow job from your mom or f*ck your dad in the ass? From Ian

I'm serious, Ian and people like Ian. This is disgusting. This is the last one you will ever see.

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Would You Rather...

• Get food poisoning every time you eat your favorite meal, or have a seizure every time you watched your favorite show? From Kacie
• Have AIDS, but access to modern treatment, or have haunted semen? From Zach
• Live in a mansion with nothing in it, or live in a hut with as much stuff that'll fit? From Boba
• Own the De Lorean from Back to the Future, or the Batmobile? From Sara
• Have a hangover cure that truly works, or have guilt free condom-less sex forever? From prof.
• The LOST ending suck, or never have an ending to LOST? From Zach
• Have a last name everyone made fun of, or a last name no one could pronounce? From Jason

Finally, this week's winner of the WHO CARES IT'S AMY SMART Award is Matt, who sent in this.

• Have sex with Amy Smart or not be subjected to a cocktail of sexually transmitted diseases? From Matt

Come on Matt, sometimes you just have to bite the f*cking bullet.

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Would You Rather...

• Do it with Kate from Lost once, or Claire from Lost three times? From colm
• Have the wind blow a used diaper, or a used condom in your face? From Allan
• Have rocket powered legs, or laser shooting arms? From Craig
• Add twenty years to your life, or two inches to your penis? From This
• Be in a threesome with someone of your sex who is your friend, or a complete stranger? From Neil
• Have sex with a man for 25,000 dollars and have no one know, or french a man for 10 dollars and have everyone know? From T
• Live without movies for the rest of your life, or live without music for the rest of your life? From Tyler
• Be forced to wear jean shorts everyday, or be forced to wear two popped collared shirts everyday? From Mike
• Be blessed with amazing dance moves, or know the words to every song? From terence
• Be able to speak to any animal you wanted, or know every language on Earth? From Samantha
• Live in a town where every neighbor is a porn star, or live with a porn star? From Jan
• Go into outer space once in your life, or be able to travel anywhere in the world whenever you wanted? From Tej
• Never eat a bacon cheeseburger ever again for the rest of your life, or eat the last bacon cheeseburger in existence? From josh
• Have a working Lightsaber, or your fathers respect? From mike

Finally, this week's winner of the Insulting Me Is Not How You Get Your Name On CH Award is            , who sent in this.

• Actually be creative or be Jake Hurwitz? From
  

Sorry _______, that's not how it works. You loser.

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Would You Rather...

• Have a sweet car that turns into a Transformer like Bumblebee from the movie, or have the female Terminator from Terminator 3 be your personal body guard and sex slave? From jack
• Live in the Narnia Kingdom, or live in Harry Potter's magical place? From Jimmy
• Fart every time you orgasm, or orgasm every time you fart? From Mike
• Be admired by ALL men in the world, or be loved only by the one woman you choose? From Cesar (Bruce)
• Have sex with the hottest girl in your class, or have sex with every other girl in your class? From James
• Never be able to wipe your butt after pooping, or never be able to dry off after taking a shower? From Dale
• Have sex with anyone in the world anytime for a month., or get free food for the rest of your life? From Bradly
• Never watch Lost ever again, or be forced to watch each new episode with someone who's never seen it before and tell them exactly what is going on? From Xavier

Finally, this week's winner of the You Don't Have Bad Sex With Jake Hurwitz Award is Jake's Dada, who sent in this.

• Have terrible sex with Jake Hurwitz and never get off or have sex with a cousin and always be able to get off? From Jake's Dada
  

Sorry man, it just doesn't happen.

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Would You Rather...

• Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive, or sit naked in a completely empty white room from 8 to 5 Monday to Saturday for $5 million a year? From Sled
• Take a dump on an airplane, or take a dump on a train? From george
• Have the Darth Vader music play wherever you are, or have music from a 70's porn movie play wherever you are? From Lou
• Get caught reading CollegeHumor at work and have a talk about improper internet use with your boss, or HAVE F*CKING FUNCTIONAL ALT TAB BUTTONS?! From Elliott
• Be forced to notify those around you whenever you think of something sexual, or never have sexual thoughts? From Prieto
• Be stuck on a deserted island with Bear Grylls, or Jessica Alba? (Pre-pregnancy) From Greg
• Have a dinosaur that you could ride around on, or a dinosaur that could talk, but was too dignified to let you ride it? From Kurtis

Finally, this week's winner of the Jesus Christ I Hope This is Hypothetical Award is alex, who sent in this.

• Make her get an abortion that'll make you feel guilty your whole life or have the baby and give up on all your dreams? From alex

Alex, we are all here for you.

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She wants it.

Female Lifeguard: That's Wendall Blatt you gay idiot. How can you even tell he's fat, he's wearing a big t-shirt.

Male Lifeguard: Trust me, he's fat as sh*t. Why else would he try to hide his body under a t-shirt?

Female Lifeguard: Duh, it's more comfortable. I wish I could swim in a t-shirt, but my boobs are too big.

Male Lifeguard: Doesn't my nose look retarded with this sunblock and aren't my glasses too big for my pea sized head?

Female Lifeguard: Yes.

Male Lifeguard: I'm a gay ass loser and now I'm going to blow my whistle at Wendell and tell him to stop hanging on the lane line.

Female Lifeguard: He's not hanging on the lane line, he's resting for one second, relax. You don't know how hard it is to swim in a soaking wet oversized t-shirt.

Male Lifeguard: Oh my God the water is changing colors near him. I think he's peeing. Look he's looking around to see if anyone is noticing.

Female lifeguard: So what? The pool is freezing. I pee in the pool all the time. God my nipples are hard.

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Would You Rather...

• Be in a state school that gets out in the middle of may with the rest of the developed world, or be in a liberal arts school that doesn't let you f*cking graduate until June 1st? From Mike
• Have a roommate who eats your sh*t (the food kind) without asking, or have a roommate who constantly eats your sh*t (the feces kind) after asking politely? From Josh
• Have a live hamster living inside you (no negative health effects except occasionally it would tickle your insides), or be very, very slippery? From Jack
• Watch Rookie of the Year, The Sandlot, Angels in the Outfield, or Little Big League if that's all that was on TV? From Andrew
• Have Rachel Ray cook for you everyday, or have a pornstar f*ck you everyday? From kevin
• Win a VCR and a Schwinn Bike on Legends of The Hidden Temple, or win a trip to Space Camp on Figure It Out? From David
• Have a nipple-sized penis, or penis-sized nipples? From tom
• Be fat and have wings, or be a midget with mind reading powers? From Jack
• Fail a final because you spent all night banging the chick of your dreams, or get a 100 on a final because you passed on banging the chick of your dreams to study? From Brett
• Chug a glass of a guy's spit, or chug a glass of a hot girl's pee? From Scott
• Toast Jigglypuff like a marshmallow and have Jigglypuff smores, or be hungry on your Pokemon forest camping trip? From Jessica

Finally, this week's winner of the You Are Very, Very Stoned Award is rob, who sent in this.

• How funny would it be if animals could laugh if you tickle them? Or imagine how your dog or pet could laugh. What if you tickle an ant? Haha wow. From rob

Congrats Rob. Now, are you still holding?

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