Oh hai dear readers. I want to be nice and give you all the hot, juicy gossip. But first, I must show you these pics of Sharon Stone's vagina, cuz grandma's got some serious ish going on down there. [WWTDD]

I'll wait why you puke. Okay! Now back to the hotness.

Like....Jessica Simpson giving herself a breast exam in a bikini while on vacation in Mexico. If only Tony Romo hadn't dumped her, he could be rubbing that fine mess of a boob right now. [Egotastic]

You'd think it'd be really sexy to look at pics of the chick who won The Bachelor walking on the beach in a bikini. However that stingray she's holding really knocks my girl boner down a few notches. [HollywoodTuna]

Is there a presidential election going on? Because all I see see is skin.

Kim Kardashian loves looking at herself in a bikini, and so do I. [Egotastic]

On the other hand, Lily Allen gets naked to go swimming, and she looks exactly like what you imagine your sister to look like naked. Judge for yourself here: [Egotastic]

Jessica Simpson's boy toy Tony Romo cheated on her with another plastic looking blonde with fake skin. See a pattern? [DListed]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the annoying conservative chick from The View shows off her bikini=ready body after popping out two kids. Too bad she's a mom only John McCain would LTF. [CelebSlam]

This is my favorite picture of the week - it involves British lingerie models and Sex and the City. CLICK! [CelebSlam]

Former supermodel Stephanie Seymour is not important, but her weird nipple-showing dress sure is! [IDLYITW]

Amy Winehouse was arrested again this week for more crack crap, not for this ridiculous outfit. [WWTDD]