


I like gossip almost as much Dog the Bounty Hunter likes dropping N-Bombs and then apologizing for 'em. Shall we?
So yes, Dog - and his mullet, wrinkles and potty mouth - made appearances on a bunch of cable talk shows this week to show that he didn't mean all this awful things he said - by crying a lot. Yep, tears will just wash away the hate speak! Good thinking, dawg. [IDLYITW]
Conan O'Brien has a stalker - and the guy's not just crazy, he's a priest. Apparently he liked making killer confessions in creepy letters to Conan. Holy insanity! [WWTDD]

Happy Two Days After Halloween, everyone! It's a good thing that I dressed as a slutty Dog the Bounty Hunter, because he's suddenly become relevant in our precious little gossip world. Let's go!
Looks like our friend Dog Chapman - Hawaii's best bounty hunter - has found himself in a little bit (okay, a sh*tload) of trouble after his racist rant to his son over the phone got recorded and leaked all over the internet. Whoops! His show is currently on hold and his butt is about to get Imused. Use your words wisely, friends! Also, don't be a racist a**hole. [WWTDD]
And now, a reminder that people who have everything still manage to look like sh*t:
Kate writes about Lindsay, Britney and Paris at VH1.com for a living and performs improv comedy in NYC and around the country with the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. She likes Phish, the Red Sox and cheap wine - basically the same things as when she was eighteen.