Friends. It is possible that we've entered into a Britney Spears-free zone for the next 3-14 days! Get out the party hats and the vodka shots (but don't let Britney have any)!

Oops, She Did it Again: Yup, Britney's been committed to her second hospital psych ward, after family, friends, her lawyers, a shrink and the LAPD staged an intervention bigger than the Superbowl. She is now resting comfortable and receiving treatment - in the form of medicine and not tacos, booze and cigarettes - for her bipolar disorder. The girl hadn't slept in five days, was taking ten laxatives a day, and was driving around like a lunatic. Let's hope she gets a break - and gives us one too. [DListed]

But first, here are some pics of Britney wearing a white, see-through half-shirt a few days before her recent nervous breakdown. Staring at her nipples makes my stomach feel chaotic. Blergh. [WWTDD]

So let's get this out of the way: this week Heath Ledger, a seriously talented and hot dude, died at the age of 28. The cause of death is currently unknown and won't be clear until autopsy reports come in 2 weeks. There were NO illegal drugs found in his apartment, no coke on that rolled $20 bill, and no pills strewn around his body. The man has a 2-year old daughter and lots of people who love him. So they'll be no Heath-bashing here! If you have something mean to say about the guy, direct it at me instead. I cant take it! [WWTDD]

Whew! In lighter, sluttier news:

Here are some topless and bikini pics of Kim Kardashian! And HERE are some more! [Egotastic/HollywoodTuna]

After reading this column, you will be a Level 7 Scientologist and totally brainwashed. Sound good?

Great, then meet your leader, Jerry Maguire! A bunch of Tom Cruise videos created by the Church of Scientology have leaked on the web, and it confirms that sneaking suspicion you had that Tommy might be insane - and also the secret ruler of the earth. [IDLYITW]

Because Britney does 1048503021 insane things a week (like drive to her deposition and then not enter the court), here's what she did yesterday. I'm sure by the time you read this she'll have chartered a submarine to the core of the earth. Alas. [IDLYITW]

Brit forced the store Kitson to open at 2AM so she and her mooching friends/f*ck buddies could go shopping. She left in a men's shirt, tie and not much else. Even she's not attracted to herself. [WWTDD]

Let me get the sad stuff out of the way:
1. Actor Brad Renfro died. Possibly drugs. Definitely sad. [WWTDD]
2. Lily Allen recently suffered a miscarriage. Blergh, the poor thing. Can we even talk about anything funny after that? [DListed]

Ah yes, here we go! Britney Spears might have a multiple personality disorder! One personality is called "British Girl." And the other is know as "batshit insane white trash nastiness." [DListed]

The Adult Video News (AVN) Awards fucked the shit out of Las Vegas this weekend! [HollywoodTuna]

David Spade has probably impregnated a 22-year old Playboy model. Sorry, unborn baby. You are going to be short and annoying and not as funny as your future fat best friend friend. [CelebSlam]

Continuing on the Dudes Who Totally Should Not Be Dads tangent - Matthew McConaughey has knocked up his super-hot girlfriend. Clearly celebrities think they are above condoms. [CelebSlam]

Jessica Biel showed up back on the scene, and she's definitely left sexy at home. [Egotastic]

And finally, Lindsay Lohan - though totally jacked up botox, red bulls and dick - kinda actually looks hot again. It's gonna be a good year. [Egotastic]


Your Baby Daddy,
Kate

If you were rich and crazy and had been all over the world, where else is there left for you to go? The mental ward of Cedars-Sinai Hospital!

You know the story, right? Britney Spears freaked and holed herself up in the bathroom with her kid when K-Fed's bodyguard came to pick them up at the end of her visit. She stayed there for hours until the cops knocked the door down and hauled her ass off to the hospital. [WWTDD]

New year, same old shizz. If you don't believe me, check this out:

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