Hello friends. Let's leap into this gossip, shall we? (I know, I know. Horrible joke.)
1. Hugh Hefner wants Lindsay Lohan to pose in Playboy. As if there weren't enough burnt out old ladies in that mag already. [Egotastic]
2. Lindsay's little sister Ali Lohan, 14, is desperate to be just like her big sis! Yes, a life of random sex, coke nose, and self-tanner is something toward which all young girls should aspire. Dream big! [WWTDD]
Hello old friends. Did you catch the lunar eclipse the other night up in the sky? The moon looked huge! In case you missed it, allow Kim Kardashian's butt to demonstrate what it kind of looked like. [IDLYITW]
Christina Aguilera appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, and Ellen went right for the jugular - or rather, her jugs. [Egotastic]
This week Lindsay Lohan showed off her bad Marilyn Monroe impression, her great boobies and her freckle collection (we're talking NAKED PICS!!!). What is she famous for again? [DListed]
And, we're off!
Jamie-Lynn Spears has been busy boning other dudes while she's been knocked up, and is even allegedly using her pregnancy as a birth control. Think she learned that trick from her big sister? [WWTDD]
Britney is apparently attempting to get Governor Schwarzenegger to help her gain legal control of her estate (her dad is currently the boss). Maybe they should just compare crappy career moves instead. So what if she doesn't have her kids - she didn't make Kindergarten Cop! [IDLYITW]
New mom Christina Aguilera was spotted out on the town this week for the first time since her son was born. The reason? Her boobs needed to vote - one picked Clinton and one Obama. Can you guess which? [HollywoodTuna]
Amy Winehouse was denied a visa to come to the US for the Grammys - because America's got enough crackheads to worry about without shipping in a couple of British imports. You know who I'm talkin' about... [CelebSlam]
BRITNEY(!!!) bailed on the treatment she was receiving in the UCLA pysch ward to follow her passion - wailing in a British accent while driving around at 100 MPH in her $55,000 Mercedes. Oh, and also - flashing her equally as insane poontang. [WWTDD]
Kate writes about Lindsay, Britney and Paris at VH1.com for a living and...
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