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There are certain situations in life that leave you feeling like a racist, when in fact that couldn't be further from the truth. For example: Getting your shoes shined by an African-American. Thinking the poetry of Langston Hughes is...

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Hi. I'm Melanie. And I'm here to tell you that you can hook up with any chick you want. That's right, any chick you want. My technique is so fool-proof that it's got a 100% success rate. It has never, ever failed. Ever. Here it is: 1) The key...

The REAL Way To Never Get Hired

After reading this weekend's update about not getting hired following your internship, I was both shocked and appalled. Shocked because everyone knows the best way to close out an internship is a good pranking. Appalled because I just saw a...