Hi. I'm Melanie. And I'm here to tell you that you can hook up with any chick you want. That's right, any chick you want. My technique is so fool-proof that it's got a 100% success rate. It has never, ever failed. Ever. Here it is:
1) The key to getting any girl you want is wanting the right girl. Don't aim too high. Make it a point to choose only an ugly girl -- really ugly -- or poor -- really poor. Preferrably both.
2) Tell her she looks pretty. Most really ugly girls have never heard this before because they're truly hideous. Choose the ugliest thing about her (As if you can narrow it down to one...) and compliment on them. "Man, your thighs aren't extremely fat." "Those teeth don't look like yellow tombstones in a cartoon cemetery!" She'll be flattered.
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