Melanie Ethand's Articles

1 total in December 2006
  • There are certain situations in life that leave you feeling like a racist, when in fact that couldn't be further from the truth. For example:

    • Getting your shoes shined by an African-American.
    • Thinking the poetry of Langston Hughes is slightly overrated.
    • Not understanding the South American fellow taking your order.
    • Discussing Birth of a Nation/ Huck Finn in class.
    • Describing a black coworker's fashion sense as "urban."
    • Asking the Asian kid in your math class for homework help.
    • Referring to somebody you don't know as "the black one" or "that Asian girl."
    • Deep down thinking that affirmative action is just a teensy tiny bit unfair.
    • Double checking to see if your wallet is there after standing next to an African American on a subway or bus.
    • Accidentally saying your friend lives in a "black neighborhood" instead of "bad neighborhood." They sound alike!
    • Wondering, in passing, how much easier life would be with slaves.
    • Throwing a brick through a black professor's house window.


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