The Style Guys are back and this time they're taking it to the canine world. Those puppies sure think they're hot shit, don't they. Well, if they can crap on our lawn then the Style Guys can crap on them. It's the official Style Guy 2005 Puppy Review! Bow Wow What the fuck are you looking at, dog?!
Labrador Retriever:
Streeter
Awwww, are you gonna cry? I thought you were a dog, not a pussy. Your eyes are so dark it's like looking into hell itself. Are they so dark because the light of love cannot escape their evil pull? And what's with those eyebrows? You look like an ugly Eugene Levy. Those motherfuckers are about fourteen inches long; were you planning on braiding them? No? Then cut those goddamned face wings. Look here Mr. Freddy Fucking Frowny Face, either cheer up or you're going straight back to the pound where you can join your brothers and sisters on doggy death row, you miserable shit.
Amir
"I'm a little puppy head. Why don't you love me?" The only thing you're going to be RETRIEVING, mr. LABRADOR, is a grade A beat down. I will punch your face so hard that your beige little soft features will run red with the blood of your eye sockets. Lookin' real sad are we? When I'm done you won't even remember what sad is, and you'll need to eat you're kibbles and bits through a fucking doggy straw. Woof, Woof, mother fucker. What's up now?
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