You're away from the computer right now, but do you have to look like such an idiot? "The Style Guys" are back with their first review of 2006, and this time we're taking it to cyberspace! Here is our merciless review of crappy away messages, and the crappier people who use them.
Streeter: Thanks, Captain Obviously a Fucking Douchebag. Like I didn't know that just by looking at the little yellow post-it hovering next to your screen name, idiot. I wonder if everything you do is as original and inspired as this pre-loaded crap. This away message says so much about you: you're lazy, uninventive, sweaty, morally corrupt, ethically void and, most of all, a chronic bed wetter. Why don't you take an extra three seconds and type something yourself instead of letting the robots do your thinking, you useless drone.
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