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1 total in October 2006
  • It's been a while, but the style guys are back and this time they're talking about your Halloween costume. As always, you can email them TheStyleGuys@Gmail.com.
    Girl Who Wears Devil Horns And A Skirt
    Streeter: Wow, look at all the time and effort you put into this magnificent costume. It looks so effortless, almost like you didn't start planning it till five minutes ago. What are you supposed to be anyway? The devil? Last time I checked, the devil was a scary guy with cloven hooves who spent his days torturing murderers and homosexuals, not an anorexic slut trying to cut the keg line. Show this great holiday some respect next year and actually think about your costume. Throwing a pair of sparkly tramp-horns on your head aint gonna cut it, honey. Amir: Hey, can you do me a favor? You see that guy over there in red face paint, a cape, and that plastic trident? Go up to him, and ask him what it's like to put effort into a costume. Sit down, and really pick his brain. Ask him what it feels like not to be a lazy, miserable skunt, who actually put less effort into her costume then they do any other day of the week. It's not a costume if I can flick your head and remove it entirely. Bitch.


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