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CollegeHumor Interview: Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia is a comedian, a storyteller, and a sleepwalker. He is one of the only people on earth to keep a blog that others actually read. After this year's "What I Should Have Said Was Nothing" special, he will debut a new one-man show "...

A Sore Subject

Turkey: Oh... hey, Eagle. What's up?Eagle: Not much, how have you been? I haven't seen you in at least three hundred years, my fair-feathered brethren. [Turkey self-consciously strokes his wattle.]Turkey: Ha. I know, right? I've been ca-razy busy...

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CollegeHumor Interview: Doug Benson

He thinks it's funny. I cornered him in the green room at Jimmy Kimmel Live a few years ago and pitched that I could quit pot for thirty days for his "30 Days" show. He laughed and wrote down my number, and I never heard from him again. But I...

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