If there are two universal truths in this world, it is this: everyone loves lists, and everyone loves booze. With this in mind, I have spent many exhaustive hours drinking and researching to present to you, dear CollegeHumor readers, The 10 Greatest Drunks of All-Time:
10 - Babe Ruth
While Barry Bonds had to inject cow hormones into his ass in order to play better baseball, George Herman Ruth just got drunk. Beer and hookers were all the steroids the Babe needed to leave every other baseball player in his big, fat wake. After winning a drinking contest and bedding four women at once, the Babe would stagger to the field on-time, play a double-header, and smack a game-winner out of the park while eating a hot-dog. Obviously, that's what makes him one of the greatest drunks of all time. Favorite drink: Keg of Falstaff.
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