Josef Stalin Answers Your Letters

Dear Stalin, My girlfriend and I have been dating for two years. She’s going abroad for a semester and recently told me she wants to keeps her “options” open. In 1941, how did you feel when Hitler betrayed you?Committed in...

Christmas Is My Birthday Too, Damn It

From The Diary of Susie SnugglesteinKappa Kappa Delta My favorite day of the year is December 25. That’s my birthday. But this year no one RSVP'd to my party. Apparently, this other guy Jesus has the same birthday as me and everyone wants...

Top Ten Post Breakup Away Messages

10. shit, now I have to join the peace corps9. does anybody need a dead rabbit? and a bloody doorknob?8. it's not cheating if they're identical7. If this equation makes sense for you, then you've ruined my life: %n = BaByPrInCeSs3866. Gotta go...

The Pornification Challenge

A friend recently bought me a book on (pornification |http://www.pornifythis.com) - the art of turning ordinary movies into pornos. Inspired, I challenge the glorious minds of CH readers to a pornification duel. So get out your *Dirty Hairy*"¦and...

Top Five Away Messages by Helen Keller

5. OINMnseonwef 4. efnio24nfn 3. s;dofm233f 2. ac.,'p[,3 1. water

Josef Stalin Answers Your Letters

Dear Stalin, My girlfriend and I have been dating for two years. She’s going abroad for a semester and recently told me she wants to keeps her “options” open. In 1941, how did you feel when Hitler betrayed you?Committed in...

Top Five Away Messages by Helen Keller

5. OINMnseonwef 4. efnio24nfn 3. s;dofm233f 2. ac.,'p[,3 1. water

Uncensored DVD Mania

The 7,000 mile commute.

November 10, 2006 Dear Journal, Last week I quit caffeine, flew from New York to Fresno, called the audience "Modesto,"� drove to San Luis-Obispo, then flew back to New York City. With a trip like that, you're bound to run into some snags...