Man, looking for off campus housing is tough! But making your own pad look attractive for potential subletters can be even tougher. You'll probably try to trick poor schlubs into renting out your place. Maybe you'll throw on a fresh coat of paint or push a couch over a rug stain. I'm sorry, but screw that. I watch TLC, too. Admittedly, I'm no Ty Pennington, but here's a few tips to make your apartment a warm and welcome place for anybody shopping for a sublet.
Connect your toilet to your shower. This should be pretty self-explanatory, but prospective renters are often excited to see what happens when hot water comes out as doodie. For flair, fill an ordinary milk jug with bath salts.
Prepare for people dropping by for a tour of the pad by always being naked. When they ask if they've come at a bad time, respond, "Only if you're not flexible." Growl like a tiger.
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