John Hallmann's Articles

1 total in August 2006
  • By about this time every summer, thousands of college students across the country are now inextricably disillusioned with their intern experience at whatever random company they have volunteered to perform indentured servitude. I myself was once an intern and during that time I figured out a few strategies that could make it all but impossible to secure a future position with your respective company. Here are a few strategies to ensure that they will never offer you a job. I hope that my insights can be of aid.

    Fashion A Threatening Persona

    Nobody respects the intern. Think of yourself as the youngest cousin that the whole family is going to get to pick on. That is of course unless you demand the respect you feel you deserve.


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