The advertisements for the new Indiana Jones movie that can now be seen everywhere feature a band of angry indigenous people, Mayan ruins towering in the background, chasing a sheepishly smiling Indiana Jones. What a dick!
I am unequivocally on the side of the natives here. The ads should naturally leave us all with the following questions and apprehensions.
What the hell was he doing there?
What right does he have, coming out of nowhere, trespassing on the land of these indigenous people? Based on his history you know he is probably up to no good. He probably wants to take some of their stuff, maybe find clues pertaining to an even bigger mystery, and if anyone gets in his way he'll kill them. If those natives are smart, they'll kill him before he tells anyone else about them and missionaries arrive to destroy their beliefs, western diseases kill them, and western companies come to take their land, chop the trees down and possibly build hotels and casinos.
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