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3 total in February 2007

  • Marmaduke Explained

    by Joe Mathlete February 21, 2007
    For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with it's complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That's why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


    Marmaduke wants something besides a towel, but I am a gentleman and that is as far as I am explaining this one.


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  • Marmaduke Explained

    by Joe Mathlete February 14, 2007
    For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with it's complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That’s why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


    Marmaduke's owner-lady refuses to put ice cream on his dog food, no matter how much he tickles her butt.


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  • Marmaduke Explained

    by Joe Mathlete February 07, 2007
    For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with it's complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That’s why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


    Marmaduke prepares to devour a porcine houseguest's piece of cake, then rape her in the missionary position. His owner-girl explains to the woman that this is all perfectly acceptable, because Marmaduke can have anything he wants, and right now Marmaduke wants cake and non-consensual sex with a pig-lady.

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