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3 total in March 2007

  • Marmaduke Explained

    by Joe Mathlete March 21, 2007
    For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with its complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That's why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


    Marmaduke swallowed Sarah's wristwatch and he's sick to his stomach. Marmaduke's owner-girl makes a watch-related pun so asinine it takes at least three months off of my life every time I read it.


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  • Marmaduke Explained

    by Joe Mathlete March 07, 2007
    For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with its complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That's why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


    Marmaduke and his owner-girl are looking at pornography. Put on the spot when her father walks in the room, Owner-Girl panics and offers up the least plausible explanation in the history of Being Caught Looking At Computer Porn By Your Dad while frantically closing browser windows.


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  • Marmaduke Explained

    by Joe Mathlete March 01, 2007
    For years the comic strip "Marmaduke" has baffled readers with it's complex constructions, layered humor and subtle wit, leaving the most of us totally lost and desperate for an explanation. That's why the world is lucky to have Joe Mathlete, the only man who truly comprehends Marmaduke. Here, he does us the favor of explaining it...finally!


    Marmaduke creator Brad Anderson, eternally ten to forty years behind the curve of popular culture, has confused "looking younger" with "looking like a douche."


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