Tommy Z
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- January 22nd, 2007
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I never know what I'm yelling about.
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, Jan 23The Back to Zero Theory
An eternally wise man once told me about his "back to zero" theory. As this scientific theory goes, when one consumes a massive amount of alcohol, one becomes "above zero" above baseline, at a high above where one's normal life lies. As one...
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Commented on a article on Wednesday, May 14Yeah, I don't understand the zero love for Lisa. Allison's face is MUCH better, but Lisa has a smokin hot body... too close to call. They should settle it with a wrestling match. -
Commented on a article on Saturday, Jan 27no way Justing. We've already established that I'm not hetero, so I don't want you to buy me up, or burn me down, and I especially don't want yo to take advantage of me... lets just have a shot of warm crown and forget about the whole thing.
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Commented on a article on Friday, Jan 26That would be so not hetero if you burned Molley's down... well, it would have to do with fire, and fire is pretty hetero. Then I'd prolly cry like a little girl... not hetero at all. Fuck me, just leave Molly's out of this.
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Commented on a article on Friday, Jan 26I loved Molly's. I went there when I was 21 and I was the oldest person at the bar... by at least 2 years. Can't wait for Molly's II.
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Commented on a article on Friday, Jan 26Thanks for the knowlege Sean. First vertical striped shirts, then long-john shirts underneath T-shirts, now heterosexuality.
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