About Me TAN's usual bio narrator couldn't make it for this gig, so y'all are stuck with me tonight. The thing is, and I hate getting into all of this right out the gate, I'm so much better than the other narrator guy. I can't believe TAN has him doing most of the gigs. The other guy just reads cue cards, TAN lives in NYC, TAN has a blog called The Assimilated Negro, TAN says go there now and change your life for the better. Blah, blah, blah. Who cares about that shite? It's a fcuking bio dude!! You gotta live it up. Make your presence known. Connect with the audience. That's the thing I do. I bring a connection. When I narrate a bio people friggin' know. They know that bio was narrated by me. What's that? Oh yeah, TAN. This is his bio. Hope you enjoyed it. Thank you.rnrnAlright guys. That was another good set. I'm outta here. Have you heard where the next gig's at? Ok. Well keep me posted. Let me know if you need me. I'll be at the blog.