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2 years ago
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2 years ago
If you're not married by the time you're two you've missed your chance. You're an old maid.
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2 months ago
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2 years ago
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5 months ago
That was awesome, but I still think I'm gonna join the debate team instead.
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6 months ago
If this mashup makes it to number one this year, they can include it in next years mashup.
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6 months ago
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9 months ago
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2 years ago
Don't think of him as your teacher. Think of him as your best friend. Please?
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2 years ago
Your favorite stoned journalists are back. And they're not going to share their Nutrageous.
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2 years ago
Getting old people involved would be the one way you could make cup chicks even worse.
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2 years ago
Keep in mind, this man used to watch people eat boiled cow penis for a living.
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2 years ago
Somewhere in heaven, Tupac and Mozart are smiling... and maybe thumb wrestling eachother.
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