It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our new submission page!

My freshman year, my roommate was kind of a dbag at times, but overall not bad. We still did this prank for the hell of it. My friends and I set up a fake facebook profile of a girl, in a goal of getting him to go on a blind date with her only to be stood up. We put a lot of work into this, getting the girl a whole back story and a high school. Had pictures and everything. We added students from the same school we put her as. Finally, we added my roommate once we thought the profile was believable enough. And it worked great. We started chatting, ending up adding each other on AIM (had to make up a thing for that too). While we never got him to go on a date, we did get him to invite her to parties and confess to her what his penis size was and that he would make her scream. He now knows it was a fake profile and claims he knew the whole time, but he didn't speak to us for a couple of days.
Greg M, Iowa State U.

I was the one who changed your ring tone to 'It's Raining Men' just before your first date in 3 months.
Dave, School Not Given

This issue is devoted entirely to GIRLS confessing what they've done to their roommates. It just goes to show you that they're just as mean and vile as us guys!

I was roommates with a beer hoarding, party crashing, cigarette stealing whore my sophmore year. Near the end of the year I got sick of her ass showing up uninvited to parties I had told her about getting drunk and making a fool of herself so I decided to put a stop to it. When she walked away from her drink to go beg for cigarettes I poured 3/4 of it on the lawn and filled it back up with water from the toilet. The next morning she threw up for a few hours and swore off drinking with my friends. Ha ha ha.
Claire Y, School Not Given

Well remember how you believe in Global Warming and I called you a hippie for the last 2 semesters. Also remember when you went to Blockbuster to rent Cloverfield for our other roommate but then came back with Rent and said that Cloverfield caused motion sickness. Well before you left to go back to Canada we wrapped flour up in saran wrap and taped it up with duct tape and hid it in your suitcase where you will not find it. Have fun getting through security hippie.

Matt W., Griffith University

My friend Chuck and I were leaving for a beach trip so my cousin Dan had the house to himself. We decided to just hang out somewhere for a bit and then pretend to break in and rob him since he had thought we were long gone. We came back with paintball masks and paintball guns so he could experience the full effect. I kicked open the back door and screamed, "Get over here mother f*cker!" In his boxers, Dan flew through the house to the back where we were pointing the guns, and he threw a glass bottle at my face that exploded everywhere and sliced his feet up. He then tackled me onto the stove and started punching the sh*t out of me. Chuck was able to grab him off and we settled Dan down. We found out he stayed at a neighbor's while we were gone and he's still afraid to stay home alone.
Jimmy D., Mount Saint Mary

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our new submission page!

That was pretty clever hiding your porn within the thousands of files in your iTunes. Almost as clever as me changing your iChat away message to "Current iTunes Song". We're all still curious how cute the "18yo russian lolita gangbanged" was.

Joshua Deckard, James Madison University

You left your sh*t all over the room, never washed your clothes or sheets, and made our room reek of pot all year long. I never stopped you from hooking up with the fat ugly chicks you found in the bathrooms at the end of parties every weekend. I win.
PH, School Not Given