Jeff Rosenberg's Articles

1 total in November 2009
  • It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!

    Remember how you stole that 200 dollars that we raised together? I used to play a game whenever you weren't around. It was called "Spit In Your Expensive Vintage Guitar." I always won.
    Phill A., School Not Given



    Emilio, remember the night after you watched Paranormal Activity, when you were dragged off your bed and into the hallway which caused you to piss your pants? I still get laughing fits remembering that.
    Xaeroe Ecks, UT

    That wasn't pink eye. I put some steel wool shavings in your contact case and dipped the tip of your eye liner in dish soap.
    Dee B, BSC



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