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Hey Roomie! You know how you always steal everyone's food and drinks and never owned up to it? Well for the past 4 months every time I cook something I make sure to save a little for you and leave it in the fridge. And just to give it that extra little bit of flavor I mix in moldy catfood and my hermit crab's droppings. Hope you enjoy that gourmet sh*t you fat b*tch.
Jay B., School Not Given

Hey Nuccio, sorry about putting one of our other roommate's (whom you had some tension with) phone numbers in the pocket of your girlfriend's jean skirt that she had left out on your bed. I thought you would realize it was a joke the way I left the note blatantly sticking out of the pocket and really couldn't have predicted your reaction.
Cameron, UMass

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My roommate has this habit of going into my room when I'm not home and taking out my ferrets and rabbit and "playing" with them, despite my repeated requests that she not do so without my supervision. I believe I'm justified in this demand, considering she broke her chinchilla's leg by mishandling it. Well, she hasn't stopped, and since she's scared of dogs and I work at my local Humane Society branch, two days ago I brought home an intact male pit bull to foster. I haven't seen my roommate since. I think I'm going to keep the dog.

Anonymous, University of Missouri

MY lunatic roommate was obsessed with vampires. She would sit in the dark with fake fangs on and listen to The Cure. I got so sick of it I ripped her Vampire poster down, which I caught her making out with more than once. The next day she put pictures of me sleeping all over the room, and covered them in ketchup. I didn't go back for a week. Next time you pretend you're a vampire try not to cry so much, it doesn't make you too intimidating.
Sarah Billingston, School Not Given

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Hey fat*ss roommate, remember when I broke up with my boyfriend of 3 years and you guys hooked up a week later? Well since you wouldn't admit it I took a magnet and wiped down your laptop, TV, and your credit cards. It was so fun to see you panic when you couldn't pay your tab at the bars or watch you fail your online class because you're too lazy to wall to the library! Hah, don't ever lie again or screw me over. Next time I'll take a magnet to your GPS!
Anna P., University of Georgia

I love vampires. My roommate knows this. I put up a poster of a vampire on our door. It was like five feet tall. It cost me over twenty dollars. My roommate RIPPED IT DOWN. Literally ripped it in half. Needless to say I was pissed. So pissed I almost phased. Anyways. I went out and bought two new ones and put them above my bed. Then I printed out pictures of her head, life size, then drew blood on them and made her eyes red. I hung them all around the room kind of like birthday decorations, except of her bloody heads. Then I wrote her a note, in fake blood that said "touch my posters again and you'll be bitten in the night....you big b*tch." I guess it wasn't that sneaky but she definitely got the message that my vampires are serious business. It might have been a little bit psycho but I creeped the shit out of her. She didn't come back to our room for a week and switched her room assignment the next semester.
Molly Gibian, Wellesley College

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So I stole my roommate's mattress and put his bed on pop cans. I took the mattress upstairs to the girl's room that is absolutely obsessed with him. He does not like her and thinks she's an absolute creeper. I made his bed back up and when he sat on it the cans collapsed. He spent 20 minutes searching for his mattress and another 20 trying to convince the girl to give his bed back. He didn't think it was me, so he went and poured water on the guys bed he thought who did it. Sorry to both of you.
Dylan Helber, Capital University

Hey Stinky! I really hated that you insisted on sitting next to me everyday in history last fall, even though it was apparent that I could not stand the horrible odor that came from your body. T'was like a mixture of garlic, excrement, and depression all packed into one bag of shit. So I found it completely necessary during our first midterm, when I could no longer take your stank, to stand up midway through the exam and shout "QUIT LOOKING AT MY EXAM, D*CKHOLE!" Little did I know that you would end up getting kicked out of the class, but I suppose the F you received stood not only for failure, but for foul as well. It's called deodorant; use it!
Matthew Malanche, CSU Fresno