CollegeHumor: Comments by Jeff Rosenberg http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776397 Picking Up A Signal Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776397 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Laptop: Hi...hey, would you mind if I...

LANoftheLost: Password?  

Laptop: Um..."L.A.N.o.f.t.h.e.L.o.s.t"?

LANoftheLost: Are you serious?  How stupid do you think I am?

Laptop: It was worth a shot.

LANoftheLost: Beat it, creep.

Laptop: How about you?

RonsAptWifi: Password?

Laptop: No, sorry, I don't have any passwords right now but if you...

RonsAptWifi: Get out of my face, cheapskate. 

Laptop: OK...sorry to bother you. 

Linksys: Hey there.  You look like you could use a friend.  Could you use a friend, baby?

Laptop: I don't have any passwords, OK?

Linksys: With me, sugar, you don't need one. 

Laptop: OK...how much?

Linksys: Baby, this don't cost no money.  I'm priceless, sugar. 

Laptop: How do I know you're for real?

Linksys: Baby, just ask around.  I've been with half the laptops on this block.  I'm wide open, honey. 

Laptop:  I like what I'm hearing. 
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-01 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 527 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910033 CH All-Nighter TONIGHT! Mon, 04 May 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910033 CH All-Nighter TONIGHT! nonadult comedy The CH staff invites you to their slumber party, 9pm Thursday to 9am Friday. Eastern Standard Time. ch originals, trailer, all-nighter, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910033"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/d/collegehumor.1ef7e97e09ead8fbe26a4e1d87d5c59c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 295 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763156 The More Stuff You've Stolen From The Dining Hall Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:06:45 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763156 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Number of forks in your dorm room
Thrill of stealing
Plastic dishes washed at your place
Plastic dishes thrown out at your place
Number of backpacks with chicken residue in the bottom
Times you've tried sledding on a dining hall tray

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-08 11:06:45 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 126 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762625 Playboy's Big 10 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:59:51 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762625 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Recently I got the chance to interview the super sweet, super nice and super hot Big 10 Playboy girl Jamie Graham, a 21-year-old senior and Marketing major at Ohio State. We chatted it up on the phone for a bit, then after I thought she was getting a tad bit too into me, I just had to end it. On my terms.

Do your parents have any idea you posed in Playboy naked for the Big10 issue?
Umm...my mom does and I'm telling my dad tonight. I'm actually calling my dad after this interview to tell him.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-09-29 10:59:51 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 69 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1801761 Hardly Working: Business Time Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:00:56 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1801761 Hardly Working: Business Time nonadult comedy Some people think there's more to life than success in the workplace. They're called "middle management." hardly working, CH Originals, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1801761"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/6/collegehumor.f7df5143fb8f7e564e37c296387cc82c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 564 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748734 Chatroom Wingman Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:20:10 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748734 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-01-25 17:20:10 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 322 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1744569 Barely Believable Lies Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:10:32 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1744569 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
  • I was an extra in "Little Nicky" but they cut my scene out last minute. Adam Sandler is exactly how I imagined though.
  • I was actually on an unaired episode of Nick Cannon's "Wild 'N Out".
  • My family was on "Double Dare" back in the day. We had the tape at home but I think my dad recorded over it by accident. We made it as far as the obstacle course but my little brother lost it for us at the giant peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-11-14 18:10:32 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788429 Big Daddy Interview Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:30:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788429 Big Daddy Interview nonadult comedy CollegeHumor's Jeff Rubin interviews the mind behind the BioShock Halloween costume. bioshock, bleep bloop, interview, lost, CH Originals, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788429"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.cfb6ab60662e177445164cdcd7ace30c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 307 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1743672 Menu at the Drunk Food Cafe Thu, 01 Nov 2007 18:03:03 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1743672 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-11-01 18:03:03 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 305 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742854 How I hide my porn Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:46:46 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1742854 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:990613"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/1/collegehumor.c052c17a0ccb9dec71213c81b69de8fe.gif"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:990613">Brad</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1019"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1781938 Brohemian Rhapsody Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:30:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1781938 Brohemian Rhapsody nonadult comedy From the vault... CollegeHumor's epic frat party music video. CH Originals, bohemian rhapsody, parody, Queen, best of ch originals, CH Sketches CH Music <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1781938"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/a/collegehumor.eaaff5efc0527b883b381e6a5de6f485.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10085 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740766 Confessions To My Freshman Roommate Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:20:01 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740766 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
10: I made fun of you behind your back for like, the first two months of school. Sorry, but it really helped me make friends.

9: I told everyone on our floor that you farted in your sleep and I couldn't stand the smell, so I'd wear nose plugs to bed. That's a more specific part of 10. Maybe even a 10a.

8: Remember that weekend you went home because your grandma was sick? I whacked it on your bed, like, 12 times. Not in a row, but over the course of like 2 days.

7: You have really good porn on your computer. And it's not hard to find.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-09-18 14:20:01 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 125 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740444 Rush Hashanah Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:32:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740444 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Welcome. You're all here today because you want to be a member of Alpha Epsilon Pi. I'm assuming you all know this is the Jewish fraternity, but university code says we can't openly discriminate against those who wish to rush. Having said that, Meeshocky, what're you trying to pull? I can smell a dirty Palestinian a mile away. Go smoke hookah somewhere else. Get the hell outta here.

You too Chen Li. We know you only want our Morgan Stanley connections. Not happening, pal. Hit the road.

As the rest of you know, this is the Jewish New Year, so let's get things started right. You obviously want to join this fraternity for it's countless perks. I'll just highlight some quickly in case you didn't already know. But before I start, Anthony, the exit is over there. That nose may pass in some places but not here. I can taste the proscuitto stromboli twenty feet away. Leave the stromboli, take your ass outta here. Is that the Godfather line? Doesn't matter. Leave.

Let's start with a couple notable alumni. I'll just list a couple randoms. Samuel Zell, real-estate entrepreneur, co-founder and Chairman of Equity International, a real-estate private equity firm. Sanford Weill, Co-chairman, Citigroup. Fred Silverman, Independent Producer, Former President NBC Television. Abe Saperstein, Former owner of Harlem Globetrotters.

Speaking of the Globetrotters, Jackson, get out of here. And don't give me that black Jew sh*t. I'm hip to your smooth jive. Do you even know what Rush Hashanah is about? It's the beginning of an epic new semester. The Feast of Trumpets. The blowing of the ram's horn, the mother f*ckin shofar! Why haven't you left yet?
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-09-13 11:32:41 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 44 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740220 The Kid Who Was Born on 9/11 Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:27:48 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740220 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Three Guys sit in their common room watching T.V.

Greg (9/11 kid): So what’s going on tonight?
Jim: I don’t know man. Staying in.
Mike: Yeah, I don’t really feel like going out either.
Greg: Come on guys it’s my 21st birthday. Let’s get wasted!
Mike: Don’t you know what today is dude.
Jim: Show some respect.
Greg: (fed up) You know guys, this is bullsh*t. The past 6 years I’ve dealt with this and I’ve taken it like a champ. No complaints. I understand. But it’s my 21st birthday!
Jim: Too soon.
Greg: So I never get to have a normal birthday, ever again?
Mike: Try to be a little more considerate Greg. We’re in yellow right now.
Greg: Yellow?
Jim: Elevated. Significant Risk of Terrorist Attacks.
Greg: How do you know that?
Jim: I have a facebook app.
Greg: Well this is stupid. You guys really do suck.

Annoyed, Greg exits the common area and goes into his room to call his Dad.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-09-10 21:27:48 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 149 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740220 The Kid Who Was Born on 9/11 Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:27:48 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740220 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Three Guys sit in their common room watching T.V.

Greg (9/11 kid): So what’s going on tonight?
Jim: I don’t know man. Staying in.
Mike: Yeah, I don’t really feel like going out either.
Greg: Come on guys it’s my 21st birthday. Let’s get wasted!
Mike: Don’t you know what today is dude.
Jim: Show some respect.
Greg: (fed up) You know guys, this is bullsh*t. The past 6 years I’ve dealt with this and I’ve taken it like a champ. No complaints. I understand. But it’s my 21st birthday!
Jim: Too soon.
Greg: So I never get to have a normal birthday, ever again?
Mike: Try to be a little more considerate Greg. We’re in yellow right now.
Greg: Yellow?
Jim: Elevated. Significant Risk of Terrorist Attacks.
Greg: How do you know that?
Jim: I have a facebook app.
Greg: Well this is stupid. You guys really do suck.

Annoyed, Greg exits the common area and goes into his room to call his Dad.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-09-10 21:27:48 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 149 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1737565 Phillip Ellis, CEO, Gets Roasted at his Retirement Party Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:54:17 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1737565 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> [upload:2033814:large:center:]
John Stalking, Accounting: I met Phillip 35 years ago when he was just starting the company and I was a junior intern. Back then, Phil had two hobbies: Women, and whaling. Which makes sense, when you look at his wife. (Crowd erupts in laughter) Honestly, if blubber was money this retirement would have happened the day after Phil got drunk enough to marry that she-walrus. (John makes walrus noises. The crowd is cracking up. Somebody throws John a mackerel, which he catches it in his mouth. Crowd is just going nuts at this point) In all honesty Phil, I love you man, and I'm sad you're leaving. Here's to you, Phil! (John hugs Phil, crowd applauds. Phil's wife politely smiles and claps.)

Bill Stickley, Sales: Groucho Marx once said, "The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off." If you ask me, the problem with retirement is that you won't get 10 hours off every day to escape your massive wife's orbit. She's disgusting, honestly. (Crowd is laughing/applauding) Hey Phil's wife, I wish you were Phil's job and that he was retiring from you. (Another mackerel hits the stage, crowd erupts in laughter) Seriously though Phil, you're a lucky guy and I am going to miss you buddy. (Crowd applauds as Bill and Phil hug. Wife just curves the tips of her lips up, with no will power left to smile a full smile)
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-08-01 16:54:17 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 251 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736787 Expanding The Vernacular Mon, 23 Jul 2007 13:08:34 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736787 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>


Chugly - A word used to describe an unattractive, overweight person. Combination of 'Chubby' and 'Ugly.'

Ex: "Oh man, I went home with some girl last night I thought was cute.  But when I open my eyes this morning, I saw a chugly beast sleeping next to me."


Do you want to help expand the English language? Email me your submission and definition at streeter.seidell @ Gmail.com with the subject "Words"
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-23 13:08:34 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736331 Frat Wall Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:54:10 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736331 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-16 16:54:10 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1564 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734397 Overheard Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:05:29 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734397 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It's that time of the month again where I ask you guys to submit things you've overheard people saying that you thought were particularly funny. I got a lot of responses and thought I'd share the top 5.  Remember, one of these if fake, can you guess which?

Bro 1: Dude, last night I got on some chick with about the hottest body I've ever
seen.
Bro 2: So she was pretty bangin' man?
Bro 1: Well, her body was hot... but uh.. she had braces. Then she left right after we were done. I woke up this morning, no phone number, no Facebook add. Nothin.
- Ohio University -

Dude 1: Yo bro, did you just slap my girlfriends ass?
Dude 2: Bro, I'm not your Bro, Bro!
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-20 12:05:29 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733739 Ask The Interns Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:20:43 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733739 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Let's get this week started with a question that's on all our viewers' minds.  Where the hell is Street Fighter: The Later Years? We want more Street Fighter!

Those of us here in the CH Originals department got away from Street Fighter for a while to work on other things. But don't worry! Sam (CH’s talented/bearded director and the creator of the series) and I crafted the story for the remaining episodes, and I’ve been working on the scripts for the last two months. The epic tale of honor, passion and Hadoukens will continue with seven new installments, and they will be released starting in the middle of the summer. Thanks for your patience – we’re looking forward to the new episodes as much as you are.
      - Dan Gurewitch

Last week Jason Fox asked: Are you guys actually doing stuff at CollegeHumor which could be put on a resume, or is most of your day spent f*cking around
on CollegeHumor.com? It would be great if this is a good resume builder and not just a four month keg stand for you guys.

Intern Kevin (Kevintern) decided to answer this one for you guys: That's an excellent question Jason. Anything can be used on a resume if you know how to put the right spin on it. Here are just a few examples:
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-13 09:20:43 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />