Joe Likes

Learn about Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton with a drunk guy and Michael Cera.

After only 5 hours of this, the fans were treated to the laziest baseball game they'd ever seen.

He's like the dramatic chipmunk that you don't want to hang out with.

Dan takes his tweets to the streets.

Pirates, drugs, homicidal robot news anchors. These are the problems facing our great nation.

It was either this or the museum of natural science, and unfortunately it was decided by a show of hands. Actually penises.

It's the thought that counts.

Finally, that twelve hour Madden marathon you pulled gets the full commentary and analysis it deserves!

Go ahead, show this to your four year old.

That dude is the Best Man ever.

You have to spoon before you can f*rk.

The entire presidential campaign has been an elaborate attempt to prank the nation.

"At the beep, please destroy any chance of going out with this woman..."

But where do you go when you fall off?

The weirdest twist is that this is the original Full House theme.

Ken has made this announcement at the top of every broadcast since it happened ten years ago.

In today's episode, Dan rolls with his new entourage.

This girl gets yelled at by her mom for going on a MySpace date while her immature father records the whole thing!

This is basically the opposite of Kidz Bop.

Jimmy Kimmel's response to girlfriend Sarah Silverman's "I'm F*cking Matt Damon," featuring Affleck's funniest performance since "Pearl Harbor."