I've gone over a thousand different ways to say this, but there is no good way; I just need to say it. It just wouldn't work out between us. And while I hate telling you this in a letter, I only have an hour for lunch, and I don't want to spend it fighting.
Look, you seem like a really nice girl. There are a lot of things I like about you. First of all, you smell like bread. I'm assuming that also means you know your way around a kitchen, as long as it's filled with plastic bins of precut vegetables. But then I wonder if sandwiches are the only thing you know how to make. I'm at a point in my life where I'm not willing to eat more than five or six sandwiches a week, and I don't want to be in the type of relationship where everything is so"¦ routine.
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