Zach Oberman's Articles

1 total in October 2007
  • In my twenty eight years as a short male, I’ve noticed some things. Most of these are about waist high to other people, but one fact that couldn’t escape my bite-sized attention is that we wee-folk have a tougher time getting laid.


    Often women try to protect my feelings by telling me that they don’t want to sleep with me because I am “an asshole,” or “hard on the eyes,” or even “smelly, in an old couch sort of way.” I appreciate their compassion, but I’d prefer that they were honest with me as well as themselves, and acknowledged that they share the same prejudices as amusement parks and the NBA.


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