Ugh! I told you to stack them neatly, otherwise they all fall out when you open the door.

Dead adult daughter,
Yes, this is your parents' erotic massage jelly. We have a sex life too you know! You wouldn't find these things if you had your own apartment.
Love,
Mom and Dad.

Football Ouchie

Titans Running back Chris Henry must be wondering why he ever came back from his suspension -- and where his cleats are.

But now that we're talking about it, could you? I mean, just wondering.

Wheelbarrow Champions

Wait until you see how these guys won the three-legged race. That's right, hard work and discipline!

Excercise Ball Surprise

"And you said I would never use this thing!"

Walk of shame! Walk of shame!

Crossfire

A talent show performance you will get caught up in.

"This baby took 3 weeks, 2 pens, and a letter grade."

Look at this picture!

Brohemian Rhapsody

From the vault... CollegeHumor's epic frat party music video.

Scissors

The Good, The Bad, and The OH MY GOD HIS ARM!

Sony Bravia

A commercial has to be pretty sweet for us to put it up.

Disco Elevator

"I'll take the stairs. It's just a rave in there."

You might have to click enlarge to read this one (it's above the picture). It will totally be worth it.

Don't Fall Asleep at the Ballgame

They hired this guy for New Year's Eve in Times Square. (it was cheaper than the ball)

Dramatic Chipmunk

Best five second video on the internet.

This Is Epic!

"An annual tradition started at the University of California at Davis to be held on the last day of every school year. Legions of the north (Nor Cal) fight legions of the south (So Cal) in a battle of epic proportions."

Powerthirst

Give me powerthirst or go to hell!

What's that smell?

Every time we ran the dishwasher, there was a horrible smell. This went on for three weeks. Basically, every time we did the dishes it would cook the dead rat.