Zombie #1: BRAAAAIIINS...
Victim: AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!
Zombie #1: BRAAAAIIINS!
Zombie #2: Mark.
Zombie #1: Shhh, I'm trying to stay focused here.
BRRAAAAIINNNS!!Zombie #2: Mark that guy is getting away from us, like, really easily.
Zombie #1: Dude
I know. Who would've thought a middle-aged used car salesman could suddenly turn into frickin' Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt when he was alive, I mean. Zombie Usain Bolt is slower than me somehow.
Zombie #2: But that guy's just... he's just walking briskly.
Zombie #1: I know! It's like, where's the fire, asshole? I mean, there's fires all over the place, but you know what I mean.
*Sigh* C'est la vie. We'll get the next one.
Zombie #2: Mark, I've been thinking.
Zombie #1: How? Your head's barely on. >