This is the one Strawberry to rule all strawberries...
1) Toothpaste 2) Box of heart-shaped chocolates 3) KY Lube 4) Condoms
The best part is that, when it's finished, you have a plaque that says "2009 2nd Grade Soccer...
They had such a magical time that day, until they got back to the North Pole and Santa fired them...
"Hey, not fair! The world's not supposed to end until next year."