This is the one Strawberry to rule all strawberries...
1) Toothpaste 2) Box of heart-shaped chocolates 3) KY Lube 4) Condoms
If you've had less than 4x - xy +9 = k(x + 4xy) swirlies in your life, you won't get it.
Perfect for tree forts, tree houses, club houses, and anywhere girls and grown-ups are not allowed.
Not all zoos in France are filled with cartoon animals...just most of them.
Even PETA admitted it was funny while they filing a lawsuit against his owner.