SUNDAY: Finally! Tomorrow morning I start my paper route! I'll have so much money to buy things that normal children my age purchase in stores... of some sort.MONDAY: Paper route started today. Pretty good first run I think. It was pretty easy...
I run two sign companies and the other day I was quality controlling some finished signs and...
Why can't we just combine L-M-N-O-P into one new letter... like... ellemenohpee? Spell check my term paper now Jason Stevens you friggin' turd T.A.!!! Why is it, that when I pull up to someone's bumper doing 85 miles an hour and waving my gun at...
Ok, let's get this baby knocked out so I can... whoa, something shiny! Wow, look at that bird it's all... did I leave the oven on? What smells in here? I think that kid in Jerry Maguire was lying, bees can't smell... is that a quarter? I need...
A playground legend.