Argument between me and my roommate over the surround sound in our place.
I hope it never goes off.
Friends didn't believe I made snow angels in my boxers...
Fittingly enough, each toy car was a gift from a different French person.
"Marge, I think I just saw a human wizz by our windshield!"
I've always wondered what the purpose of table tennis balls was.
This must be exactly what it feels like to shrink down to the size of a molecule and skateboard...