*Fade in on the Gotham City Police Department. Batman addresses Commissioner Jim Gordon and his officers.*

Batman: There's no time to waste. Two-Face is holding the Second National Bank hostage, and we-

*Superman bursts in.*

Superman: Yo, Bruce-man, sorry I'm late. What's the sitch?

Batman: Well, as I wrote in the comprehensive brief I sent out-

Superman: Oh, no worries, totally glanced over that. Double-Face, right? What's his deal again? Laser eyes? Super-speed?

Batman: No, he's, um, obsessed with the number two.

Superman: Ha! No, seriously. What's he do? Mind control?

Batman: Well, he also has this skin condition.

Superman: Are you f*cking kidding me? One sec.

*Superman crashes out through the wall.*