Hello friends. Let's leap into this gossip, shall we? (I know, I know. Horrible joke.)

1. Hugh Hefner wants Lindsay Lohan to pose in Playboy. As if there weren't enough burnt out old ladies in that mag already. [Egotastic]

2. Lindsay's little sister Ali Lohan, 14, is desperate to be just like her big sis! Yes, a life of random sex, coke nose, and self-tanner is something toward which all young girls should aspire. Dream big! [WWTDD]